Since John McCain has turned his beady eye towards Ukraine, we thought it best to review some long forgotten wisdom on what to do when WWIII starts.

"The best advice for surviving a nuclear bomb is to be somewhere else when it goes off. If that doesn't work out for you, though, a recent study carried out at the US Department of Energy's DOE's Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory LLNL provides some simple guidance for maximizing your chances of survival."

via How to survive a nuclear bomb: An update on "Duck and Cover".